...okay, okay, I made a REAL one.
Age: 18
Height: 162 cm (5'4") but the HEELS OF CRUSHING YOU probably add like two inches.
Weight: *THE WHIP*
Medical Info: A totally healthy teenage girl, though she has been shot in the shoulder.
Eyes: Kind of a silvery... steely... sometimes-green-tinted... blue! Yes, blue.
Hair: Blue

Physical Traits: SAY HELLO TO MY SHOULDER PADSSSSsssah
What's okay to mention: Anything, as long as you don't mind being brutally whipped! :Db But seriously, Franziska's a tough cookie. She can handle it.
Abilities: Oppressing witnesses, recruiting bitches, whipping things. Nothing supernatural.
Notes for psychics: Franziska is pretty straightforward, albeit kind of emotionally retarded.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Just give me a poke! I'm almost always on IRC, and when I'm not, I'm usually not planning to be online long enough to bother with.
Maim/Murder/Death: No thank you! Gosh, it feels weird having a character I don't want maimed. Comic violence is okay.
Cooking: Von Karmas do not cook. But von Karmas can cook, quite perfectly, in pink aprons, if Japanese fanart has taught us anyt—oh wait, that was the other von Karma. MY BAD.